Game of Scones
All Men Must Die (a Parody)Book - 2015
Because Dinner is Coming...and it's sure to be unforgettable and delicious with this witty book of edible recipes from the Seven Kingdoms.
The struggle for the Iron Scone has begun, and chaos reigns throughout the Seven Kingdoms. Appetites are rising, and kings, queens, knights, liars, and honest men battle it out as they play the Game of Scones.
Jammy Lannister, by right of birth, blood, and dough, has laid claim to the Iron Scone of Westeros: join him as he fights his way through the kitchen, encountering edible desserts and baked goods, including Unsullied Soldiers (without nuts), Brienne of Tart, Jaime and Cersei's Family Mess, Red (Velvet) Wedding Cake, and much more.
As every Game of Thrones aficionado knows, all men must dine. Game of Scones is filled with such unforgettable delights as Tyrion's Shortbread, Joffrey's Jaffas, Bran Muffins (Hodor!) and Oberyn's Smashing Head Surprise, and lavishly illustrated with color photos and step-by-step instructions throughout. This is the ultimate cookbook and gift for Game of Thrones fans and every adventurous baker.