The World's Funniest Football Jokes

The World's Funniest Football Jokes

eBook - 2017
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What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?
He sent on his subs.

God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.
God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the 'good' players go to heaven.
The devil smiled, replying, 'Yes, but we've got all the refs.'

Football is obviously very serious business - like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' - but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

Publisher: [United States] :, Summersdale,, 2017.
ISBN: 9781786854681
Branch Call Number: eBook hoopla
Characteristics: text file,rda
1 online resource
Additional Contributors: hoopla digital
Restrictions on Access: Digital content provided by hoopla.


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